i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Randomize
