The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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