talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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