I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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