if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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