Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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