I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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