I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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