I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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