Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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