So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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