When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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