How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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