Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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