I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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