Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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