He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I wish life had little blips of pornography
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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