I want to have your abortion
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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