We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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