just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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