Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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