The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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