let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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