its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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