Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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