Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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