The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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