No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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