just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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