so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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