So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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