windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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