She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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