Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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