Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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