It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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