I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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