i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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