Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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