i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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