My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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