My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize
