Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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