My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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