How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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