She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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