I'm really into asian looking animals
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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