Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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