Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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