I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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